Wilco, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"

Someone I know is presiding over the dissolution of a relationship this week. The relationship in all but name ended some months ago; the only difference is that now the separation will be physical as well.

I'm not an unbiased observer, and I don't know the whole story - which makes me the worst person to chime in, except to say that I considered posting for today's entry a number of kiss-off songs on my friend's behalf, motivated by a bitter need to pitch a snit: Teddy Pendergrass's "I Don't Love You Anymore" (nah, too vindictive); Elton John's "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (too melodramatic, and no Sugar Bear in the storyline); New York City's "I'm Doin' Fine Now" (close, but too many differences in the details). I considered "I'll Be Alright Without You," Journey's last good single, and an appropriate sentiment (but holy period hair, Batman!).

But instead of snapping at a third party second-hand and making a tough situation worse, I'll offer some words of consolation for someone who once sent me the same words when I underwent a rough patch years ago. "Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend / Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again." We undergo changes. Maybe we melt down, dissolve; but even if so, from that salt and water and our essence we rebuild. At least, that's the optimism I pull from Becker and Fagen's logic on one of their prettiest tracks. But since I assume you've heard the Steely Dan original plenty of times, let me give a spotlight to Wilco's gentle cover of "Any Major Dude Will Tell You." It appears, along with a number of other Dan covers of wildly varying quality, on the soundtrack to Me, Myself and Irene, a Farrelly Brothers comedy I've never been the least bit curious to see. But I bought the soundtrack, since it has the aforementioned Dan covers, and what else should it have but Hootie and the Fricking Blowfish doing a cover of one of my all-time favorite songs, and a true obscurity at that, "Can't Find the Time." But that's a story for another day.

Brooklyn Bridge, "Blessed Is the Rain"

Rock 'n' roll heaven got a bit more crowded over the past week: first, Alex Chilton - who's a topic for another day - and today, Johnny Maestro, whose fame came in two acts spaced a decade apart. As one of the Crests, he scored at the end of the '50s with "Sixteen Candles" and other soppy oldies; a decade later, his then band the Del Satins got together with a group called the Rhythm Method (ahem) to form the Brooklyn Bridge. (So named because the 11-piece unit that resulted from the merger was said to be "as easy to sell as the Brooklyn Bridge.")

The BB are best known for their Top 5 rendition of Jimmy Webb's forlorn wedding-bell blues "Worst That Could Happen," but today I'd like to spotlight one of their forgotten follow-ups. From the same year, here's the big Bklyn bunch singing "Blessed Is the Rain", a #45 charter that deserved better. (Ignore the YouTube poster's mistitling of the song as "Yesterday the Rain.") RIP, Johnny.

The Music Scene Singers, "Sugar Sugar"

As Mike alluded in his response to yesterday's post, James Brown's stunning "World" performance came on a short-lived ABC show from late '69 titled The Music Scene. Wikipedia tells me that the show, though it was groundbreaking and featured several of the day's biggest musical performers, failed promptly - one, because The Young Generation wasn't considered a prime target market for advertisers, and two, because it clocked in at an unusual 45 minutes. (It was paired with another 45-minute show, a pre-Lost stranded-on-an-island fantasia called The New People.)

I need to learn more about The Music Scene - if only because the people behind it were daring/insane enough to turn the Archies' too-bubblegum-for-the-Monkees "Sugar Sugar" into a gospel- and daishiki-soaked soul shout from what I take to be the show's house band. In our continuing musical education, I present: The Music Scene Singers, "Sugar Sugar." I hope you're as fascinated as I was.

James Brown, "World"

I've been trying for a long time to track down a long-forgotten James Brown charting single from the fall of '69 that showed off his social consciousness rather than his funky strut. It wouldn't have been out of place on his Christmas albums that offered universal, nondenominational sermons on the need for peace and love, where it would sit alongside such songs as "Let's Unite the Whole World at Christmas" and "Hey America."

Making this tune even harder to find, beyond its being funk-free and thereby less radio-friendly for retro R&B stations, is that a search for "James Brown World" invariably points one to the far more famous "It's a Man's Man's Man's World." But at last, the object of my desire up on YouTube - in a very well lip-synched performance whose silent participants' studied, impervious disdain takes JB to a very new performative level. One might very well imagine James making this plea to the Americans who did not want health care to reach everyone in America. Or to these assholes.

In any case, I'm happy to at last present James Brown's "World," and hope that you find it as powerful as I do (despite its crappy production). As the man says: "Please, please give a damn."

Helen Reddy, "Emotion"

As I mentioned yesterday, I'm pleased to introduce a guest blogger taking the reins today. Mike Schaefer is a longtime friend of mine - a fellow KFOG 10@10 time traveler - who spent years in New York radio before moving to San Francisco, where he shares my love of pop/rock music and the charts and trivia therein. L&Gs, here's his history lesson on a pretty melody from the early '70s that surfaced in a few different iterations - and then surfaced again this weekend. Take it away, Mike!

Last weekend I was listening to the '70s version of "Classic Casey Kasem." It was a chart from March of 1975, and what popped up but Helen Reddy's lovely, forgotten "Emotion," a ballad that peaked, shockingly, at only #22 - breaking Ms. Reddy's then-hot streak of 7 consecutive Top 15 singles. I was reminded that the song was the endpoint of a series of versions of the tune. And so today, a musical history lesson: the evolution of a song.

In 1972 Véronique Sanson recorded (in French) a song about a young woman who's just lost her virginity: "Amoureuse." You may recognize the melody. The following year, a pre-Elton Kiki Dee took a more-or-less literal English translation (also titled "Amoureuse") into the U.K. Top 15.

Sanson then recorded the English version herself, and it garnered some U.S. airplay, becoming something of a "turntable hit" in 1974 at NYC's prog-rock powerhouse WNEW-FM, where it was a fave of deejay Dennis Elsas. That version - I had not yet heard the previous two - instantly became one of my favorite "shouldabeen" hits. (I just love that line about feeling "the rainfall of another planet.") Olivia Newton-John would also record this version.

In the meantime, however, a woman named Patti Dahlstrom wrote a new and different set of English lyrics to Sanson's melody and called it "Emotion." Dahlstrom was a friend of Paul Williams - who had a major connection to Helen Reddy, who'd just had a huge hit with his "You and Me Against the World." That got the song to Helen, who recorded it. When it popped up in the Top 40 in early '75 I was confused, since I recognized the melody but not the lyrics. It would be decades before the interwebs afforded me the opportunity to put the above pieces together in the proper order. Thank you, Wikipedia!

The Irish Rovers, "Wasn't That a Party"

It was inevitable that I'd go Irish today. So if you haven't had your fill of green shakes, green Sno Balls, green beer, and green people overindulging in some or all of the above, here's an Irish band that got together in Canada and spaced its two hits 13 years apart. My friend Mike prefers their traditional-style 1968 novelty Top 10 hit "The Unicorn," but I'd like to highlight the Irish Rovers' minor 1981 charter "Wasn't That a Party." It's driving, yet a bit repetitive - but then, so is drinking on St. Pat's.

And speaking of my friend Mike, he'll be occupying this space tomorrow as my first guest blog of 2010. He'll be providing a musical history lesson that I think you'll really like.

Ides of March, "L.A. Goodbye"

Well, who else would you play on March 15? Ides of March are best remembered for the horn-heavy lecherous hit "Vehicle," but I've come to prefer their mellower follow-up, "L.A. Goodbye." It's a refrain I've sung many a time.

PS22 Chorus, "Lisztomania"

I just learned today via a friend on Facebook about an incredibly inspired music instructor and his marvelously gifted kids at a public school on Staten Island. The PS22 Chorus, consisting of what look to be fourth graders, have made a name for themselves doing covers of contemporary hits, and their latest effort has already hit the blogosphere hard. So this likely isn't the first you'll be reading about them, nor will it be the last.

L&Gs, some amazing kids and their gem of a teacher performing Phoenix's "Lisztomania." It was one of my favorite singles of last year, and I like it even better in the sound and vision of young boys and girls singing together with such obvious joy. (I was going to say "glee," but that word's been co-opted for the moment.) I wish my own days of classroom chorus had been such pleasant experiences.

Friday Funtime: Pop Argot Shuffles Songs, Shares

The Facebook meme-o'-the-week is "Shuffle Song Share": people on the social-networking site put their iPod or iTunes on "shuffle" setting and post the first 20 songs that come up. It's a way to find out one another's tastes and collections.

I sent one of these lists to some FB friends, and thought I'd share it with you as well. Or at least, the ones that exist in the semi-Alexandrian library of pop culture that is YouTube. This set isn't perfectly representative of my collection - it defies the odds that none of these 20 songs are by the Beatles, Monkees, or Jefferson Airplane/Starship - but I hope it's entertaining.

1. The Subways, "Rock & Roll Queen"
2. Blues Image, "Ride Captain Ride"
3. Curtis Mayfield & the Impressions, "It's Hard to Believe"
4. Matthew Sweet, "What Matters"
5. Yaz, "Don't Go"
6. Blackbox, "I Don't Know Anybody Else"
7. George Michael, "Secret Love"
8. Level 42, "Tracie"
9. Rod Stewart, "Tonight's the Night" (Gonna Be Alright)
10. Fountains of Wayne, "Hackensack"
11. Rock Stars, "Red Room Anthem"
12. Sonny & Cher, "You Better Sit Down Kids [Live]" (Ed. note: This live version featured Sonny singing instead of Cher. Alas, it's not on YouTube, so here's Sammy Davis Jr. warbling it instead.)
13. Chris Connelly and the Bells, "Blonde Exodus II"
14. Kim Wilde, "Love in the Natural Way"
15. Donna Summer, "Dim All the Lights"
16. Starsailor, "Counterfeit Life"
17. Stories, "Brother Louie"
18. Frankie Goes to Hollywood, "Born to Run"
19. Alex Dolan, "Give 'em What They Want"
20. Bruce Springsteen, "Loose Ends"

Belle Stars, "World Domination"

Here are some words of encouragement for those struggling to march forth on March 4th, in a forgotten track from the underrated Belle Stars: "I don't mind working hard. But not too hard." So they declare in "World Domination." (Buyer beware: The song, one of their very last, drags on quite a bit. But that style - ain't they clean?)

As a bonus, here's another blogger's far more interesting take on the song.